All the horses and all the (Ex)King's Men... (Tag: Surak)

It was Surak's day off. He was enjoying it. He was out in his pool by his mansion, with the gated community. Thankfully, no one could really see inside his house at all. The pool was in the back of his house. He was in a raft. The raft was one of those lounge chair type ones, and it even had a place for his drink. Ya, he was in Heaven. This woulda been it if he were to ever go there. He looked up thinking about his poor vessel and how he never had any of this until Surak came into his life, and now look at him.


One of the demons brought Surak out a phone. “Bloody hell,” he muttered realizing that it was probably the dumass client of his. He also realized he picked up a few phrases from his boss Crowley. “I told the jackass, no take backs!” he yelled as his minion handed it to him.

“Sorry boss....” Jared said with a shaky voice.

Surak grinned. He liked making demons afraid of him, Hell, it was his job. He picked up the phone and took a breath, “What?” he asked. He listened for a minute, “No you can’t change the contract now!” he said. “I told you, ten years is ten years, I will not add on your wife as a part of the deal!” he snapped and suddenly threw the phone into the water. “Jared, come here a second...” he said waving his finger at him. Reluctantly the demon went over to him. “How many times do I have to tell you, when its my day off, its my DAY OFF!” he screamed and then snapped his fingers and Jared’s head suddenly exploded on his body. The other demons who were his servants by the pool stared. Thankfully none of the blood went into the water because the raft was on the side of the pool.

“Clean this mess up,” he said and snapped his fingers. “I don’t have time to deal with idiots today,” he said as 3 or 4 of his demons went to clean up the blood.

That’s when he heard something else. Something more powerful calling him...“Oh Hell,” he said “Now what?” he asked to himself. That’s when he realized it was Crowley calling for him. Crowley....his boss...he thought for sure that he was dead. His eyes went wide, “Yes boss I hear you.....we’re back in business...” he grinned to himself realizing how happy he was Crowley was alive still.

Suddenly he poofed himself into Crowley’s room in his swimsuit still...but he could change if needed. He wondered if Crowley had a hottub or something...he figured he could always find out. “Boss....sorry you caught me on vacation...” he said wrapping a towel around his waist. “What can I do for you?” he asked hanging him a bottle of Craig immediately. He knew what his boss liked and wasn’t afraid to offer him a drink or two.